And if/when people "GET" the softcore porn, it won't be what people wanted. Cue more bitching and moaning and "they didn't do it right!" and "I feel so ripped off!" and other kinds of banshee shrieking.

Seriously. Fandom is like customer service. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW WRONG THE CUSTOMER ACTUALLY IS, THEY'LL INSIST THEY'RE ALWAYS RIGHT and there's nothing you can do about it except smile politely while silently wishing for someone to punch them in the face for you.